Test

Are you an American? Answer with true or false for each:

1. I watch a lot of TV / movies.
2. I shop relentlessly. I sometimes buy things I will never need.
3. I have some debt or had some, especially credit card / school loan kind.
4. I have little interest in geography.
5. I make fun of anything French.
6. I cannot wake up without a good cup of coffee.
7. I know a little bit Spanish and English (obviously), but no other language.
8. I have a gym membership that I never use.
9. I have an estranged mother, father, or both.
10.I got divorced at least once in the past.

Give yourself one point for each true, and tally up the results:

0-3 Points: You are probably French.
4-6 Points: You may be someone who moved to the US later in life. Keep up the good work, don’t get discouraged.
7-10 Points: Congratulations, you are as American as apple pie.
11 Points: You did not take this test correctly. Please recount your points.