Why I write such good blog posts*

It is because I have great ideas. Here is another one:

We have two main presidential candidates. McCain thinks Iraq and Pakistan have a common border (Everyone knows Iran and Pakistan have one), and Obama thinks the U.S. has 57 states (Everyone knows there are 51).

After Bush, are we going to have another not-so-informed president? Ecrasez l'infame! *²

These people are not fit to be Commander-in-Chief. Too old, too young, too right-wing, too left-wing; I want a ticket that is JUST RIGHT. We need a ticket who understands the foreign relations, the Arab world, and internal affairs alike. We need a ticket that really loves this country, the United States of America. And what is that ticket? The answer comes in the form of BARAK/PERES 2008!!!!

Now you guys will say, "Wait! They are not even US citizens - they are Israelis!" No need to panic. First of all, they are already sort of our own de facto state (Almost 51st). And, they do have the right attitude when it comes to lasting peace in the Middle East. I am talking about Israeli-Palestine conflict. Our candidates are too pro-Israeli when it comes to this conflict. For example, having decided to talk about a common U.S. internal affair (The most popular after economy and high gas prices), Obama said Jerusalem should not be divided. Barak made compromises in this area. Take a look at the following table:

Proposed portion of Palestine for Israel	Supporters
95% - 100%	Mainstream U.S. politicians (Obama, McCain, etc.)
90% - 95%	Hawkish Israeli politicians (Netanyahu, Sharon, etc.)
85% - 90%	Dovish Israeli politicians (BARAK / PERES 08'!!!!!!!)
50% - 85%	Some delusional Europeans
0% - 50%	Nobody in particular
0%	Hamas, Bin Laden, Ahmadinejad

(Source: U.S. News and World Report, Aug. 2007)

The objectivity this world and the U.S. direly need will come from the following ticket:

Let's adorn everywhere with the logo above!

Have I been understood? Barak versus Barack!*


* Ecce Homo, F. N.


*² Voltaire